i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
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