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go home
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Why do they give me cups on $8 pitcher night? I HAVE A PITCHER.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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