This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
Just rolled up to a matinee showing of THE HOBBIT. At the dollar theater. Alone. In sweats. With a fifth of sunnybrook and leftover pizza in a ziplock. There's a dude here in cape with his elderly mother. I'm handling this breakup FIIIIIINE.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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