Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
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