But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Randomize
