Define "chronic" masturbator.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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