He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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