Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Why do guys insist on chatting me up this early in the morning? I'm just like "Dude, I look like the bastard child of Einstein and a troll doll. Let me eat my Hot Pocket in peace."
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
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