I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Couch. On fire.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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