It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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