Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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