well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I would ride that face into the sunset
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I enjoy the company of your penis
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
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