Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Randomize
