Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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