why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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