just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
If Ritalin and Plan B had an illegitimate child it would smell like me.
i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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