No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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