I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
only if we run a train.
done.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
I think people are normalizing furries
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Randomize
