but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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