Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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