Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Just googled "penis wearing a hat" i think it's safe to say nobody found my ex's lost phone...
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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