It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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