hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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