You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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