Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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