can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
You are the jesus of drinking
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
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