GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Randomize
