So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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