I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
I am mentally ready for anal.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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