I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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