found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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