i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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