I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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