Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
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