Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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