Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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