I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
i think im in europe. pls send help
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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