do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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