OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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