My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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