actually, I'm a sock model
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
OH MY GOD I AM DYING. AS I WAS TEXTING I JUST BUMPED INTO A MOTHER FUCKING DEER. I AM SHAKING
Wait...Literally? You hit a deer...with your body?!
I PHYSICALLY RAN INTO IT. I FELT ITS WEIRD HAIR AND I EVEN APOLOGIZED CAUSE IT DINDT REGISTER THAT IT WASNT A PERSON. MORTIFIED.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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