i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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