it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
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