let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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