last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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