brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
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