im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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