After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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