: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
Randomize
