There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
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