Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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