Tell your broad to take a big shot of 'chill the fuck out' and put it on my tab.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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